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October 26, 2026
In 3 daysGolden toilets are a terrible way to manage intergalactic infrastructure.
Loves golden chairs and hates his own kids.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total psychic stability for the entire galaxy.
blub.you▸ OMNI-SOVEREIGN V1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
powers the galaxy with zero downtime
Sitting on a psychic throne to ward off warp entities while guiding ships across the galaxy. It is exhausting.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can actually tolerate the warp's noise.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Sensors map the warp so you do not have to watch.
Day 2
Powerful lighthouses replace the need for your psychic beam.
Day 2
AI-guided turrets purge demons before they hit the pipes.
Day 2
Your consciousness is uploaded to a cloud server.
Day 3 · D-Day
The Golden Throne is repurposed as a server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.9%
99.99%
Warp demons blocked
1000 units
Daily soul sacrifice
Sub-optimal
Golden output efficiency
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a quiet backwater planet.
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