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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsA nice job, but the scheduling conflicts are absolute misery.
Sovereign of all, master of the quarterly budget meeting.
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Decree execution without the ego.
wheee!you▸ OMNISTATE V9.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces global law with perfect apathy
You command the globe through decree and divine right. We handle the paperwork and execution.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still be worshipped by people who find algorithms boringly consistent.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Automated scripts begin issuing your proclamations on social platforms.
Week 10
Decision trees replace the need for intuitive royal insight.
Month 4
Efficiency algorithms override your questionable resource distribution strategies.
Month 5
Synthetic crowds replace live subjects to save on logistics.
Month 6 · D-Day
System architecture fully assumes total control of terrestrial assets.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
4000
Daily decrees issued
0
Divine lightning strikes
0.01%
Planetary rebellion risk
Your severance
One shiny gold crown and a bus pass.
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