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Will AI replace Goldsmith jobs? · Latest report #88msmgb2
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsMelting down your artisanal ego into a standard-issue ingot.
Artisan of the bench, seeker of the perfect polish.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect alloys, zero human hesitation.
oof.youAI▸ FORGEMATE PRECISION 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
fuses delicate gold links with microscopic lasers
Melting, soldering, and polishing precious metals into jewelry. You spend hours filing seams that sensors now see perfectly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel exactly when a metal alloy reaches its perfect malleability by hand.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
CAD software now maps every measurement you once eyeballed.
Month 10
Precision casting machines replace your manual melting and pouring.
Year 1.9
Vision-guided lasers remove the need for your hand-filing.
Year 2.7
Enclosed pods handle acid cleaning without any human intervention.
Year 4 · D-Day
The final manual bench is cleared for a high-efficiency cell.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2 percent
Grams lost to dust
12
Files per hour
too high
Human error rate
Your severance
One complimentary brass ring and a goodbye email.
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