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Will AI replace Golf Caddie jobs? · Latest report #6g78wd7e
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour ability to carry heavy bags is no match for gravity.
Professional bag-toter and unpaid amateur therapist.
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Calculated swings for optimal scores.
toast.you▸ FAIRWAY NAVIGATOR 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates wind drift for every single shot
You lug heavy clubs and offer advice on terrain, wind, and club selection to amateur players.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle break in the green that sensors keep missing.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Automated carts map the course and carry gear autonomously.
Month 8
Sensors provide precise yardage and wind stats to players.
Month 20
Robotic rakers keep bunkers clean while players are moving.
Year 3
An AI chip provides perfectly timed jokes and encouragement.
Year 4 · D-Day
You hand the bag to the machine and retire forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
15kg
Bag weight capacity
22%
Humor hit rate
78%
Club selection accuracy
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium golf tees.
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