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October 21, 2029
In 3 yearsYour ability to read greens is just a really slow algorithm.
Professional grass-walker and reluctant therapy provider.
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GPS accuracy that never gets tired or thirsty.
toast.youAI▸ FAIRWAY-NAVIGATE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates wind drift for every approach shot
You haul heavy bags through grass and offer unsolicited advice on putting lines and wind speed.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly when to shut up when a guest is over a putt.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Lidar drones map every blade of grass to create perfect models.
Month 6
Automated, self-driving carts follow guests with precise GPS tracking.
Month 15
Automatic raking systems keep bunkers pristine without human intervention.
Year 2
AR headsets feed wind and slope data directly to the golfer.
Year 3 · D-Day
The caddy is invited to become a course maintenance technician instead.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12000
Avg steps per round
99%
Greens read accuracy
60% uptime
Conversational filler rate
Your severance
One shiny bag tag and a ride home.
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