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May 30, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsMoving golf bags is a task for wheels, not your salary.
Professional bag-lifter and cart-washer for the elite.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The valet that never expects a tip.
ow.youAI▸ CARTBUTLER 5000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autonomously stages every cart before sunrise
You wash clubs, stage carts, and manage the bag drop area for club members all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still remember which member likes their cart parked exactly by the starter.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart cameras map the cart barn to track vehicle locations.
Month 5
Robotic brushes replace your manual hose and sponge work.
Month 13
Small robots move bags from cars to carts without humans.
Year 1.9
A computer detects low sand and ice automatically.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The golf course runs fully automated for all outside services.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
120
bags moved per shift
40
golf carts washed
15
smiles forced per hour
Your severance
A lifetime supply of refurbished golf balls.
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