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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 21, 2029
In 3 yearsMoving heavy bags is a poor use of your limited lifespan.
Professional bag-lifter and club-polisher (mostly wet towels).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated caddying for the modern fairways.
bzzt.you▸ LINKSBUTLER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
refills the range buckets with surgical precision
You lift golf bags from cars and organize range balls. Your back is essentially a biological forklift.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a grumpy golfer just needs a kind word, not a robot.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
RFID tags track every golf bag from arrival to cart.
Month 5
Vision-guided machines clear ball fields without human intervention.
Month 13
Hydraulic arms move bags from vehicles to carts securely.
Year 1.9
Rotating brushes and steam jets polish irons perfectly.
Year 3 · D-Day
Humans are permanently off the course, only machines remain.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
84 units
Average bags lifted daily
92 percent
Club wipe efficiency
100 percent
Driving range ball recovery
Your severance
A lifetime supply of refurbished golf balls.
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