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March 16, 2028
In 17 monthsManaging tee sheets is just glorified digital Tetris for the wealthy.
Master of spreadsheets and keeper of the Saturday morning queue.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total autonomy for every drive and bunker.
oof.youAI▸ FAIRWAYFLOW PRO 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 17 MONTHSAI's Special Power
blocks all sunset bookings for non-members
You book tee times, manage guest check-ins, and track golf cart usage for an increasingly impatient clientele.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a golfer is lying about their handicap.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart booking widgets now handle every single member request.
Month 3
GPS-enabled fleet sensors automatically assign and track golf carts.
Month 7
Subscription agents deduct fees without ever needing a manual invoice.
Month 12
Chatbots resolve disputes about tee times instantly via text.
Month 17 · D-Day
The golf course runs on a closed loop, human-free.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
42 daily
Tee time disputes handled
12 weekly
Carts lost in hazards
3 liters
Coffee consumed before 8am
Your severance
A lifetime supply of refurbished driving range balls.
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