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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour swing analysis is just expensive geometry that sensors do better.
Expert at correcting slices and pretending to listen.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfecting the drive, removing the pro.
oof.youAI▸ LINKSMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
tracks your slice with laser precision
You give lessons, manage the clubhouse, and sell branded merchandise. Your career is basically just hospitality with nicer grass.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle emotional collapse of a student after a triple bogey.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors replace your feedback with raw, emotionless ball flight data.
Month 6
Software tracks every glove and ball sale without your help.
Month 13
Apps handle all tee times and scheduling better than your notebook.
Year 2.2
Automated ball feeders and cleaning units remove your manual labor.
Year 4 · D-Day
The course runs entirely on algorithms and automated lawn machines.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
42 daily
Average swing corrections made
120 weekly
Balls in bunker retrieved
Infinite
Small talk about weather
Your severance
A lifetime supply of Kirkland Signature golf balls.
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