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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour rhythmic hitting of bronze disks is technically not a career.
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help!youAI▸ RESONANCEUNIT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
strikes gongs with mathematical perfection
You strike large metal disks with mallets to create resonance. You maintain ceremonial robes and percussion timing.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly how the metal feels when it is about to crack.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
High-fidelity mics track your exact strike force and rhythm.
Month 6
Pneumatic arms learn to replicate your swing velocity and strike angle.
Month 12
Orbital buffers take over the tedious cleaning of your instruments.
Month 19
Ceremonial requirements are met by a single pre-programmed light show.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your resonance unit begins its eternal, flawless performance cycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
480
Strikes per hour
12 percent
Human rhythmic drift
0.02 cents
Cost per resonance
Your severance
One oversized velvet robe and a stale cracker.
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