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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTurning your donated clutter into a refined database of inventory metrics.
Professional curator of other people's forgotten household junk.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Sorting donations with ruthless algorithmic efficiency.
help!youAI▸ ASSETAUDIT PRO V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tags every item before you finish coffee
You sort incoming donations and price inventory for the sales floor. The machine just does it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can identify a high-value vintage item hidden in a bin of stained sweaters.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors identify fabric quality and brand status during intake.
Month 5
Automated vision models replace manual price tagging for inventory.
Month 13
Automated conveyors move stock directly from intake to display.
Year 1.9
Apps manage scheduling and tasks without your middle oversight.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The facility runs entirely on automated sorting and floor systems.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
42
Bags processed daily
8 percent
Average sorting error
too slow
Pricing speed
Your severance
A lifetime discount on your own donated clothes.
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