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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou spend all day tweaking bids that the software does better anyway.
Search console addict with a spreadsheet for everything.
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Buying cheaper leads than your human brain can.
ow.you▸ CLICKOPTIMISER V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autotunes keyword bids at millisecond speeds
You monitor keyword performance and adjust campaign budgets. You also attempt to interpret opaque search engine algorithm updates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell the client why the campaign tanked with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Smart bidding algorithms begin handling your manual keyword bid adjustments.
Week 8
Generative models produce all your ad variations and headlines.
Month 3
Automated systems dynamically move spend to the highest performing channels.
Month 5
Reporting moves to automated PDF generators that you no longer touch.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked as the system becomes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
14 percent
Click-through rate improvement
99 percent
Human error margin
3 cups
Coffee consumed while staring
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Automation'.
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