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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a human interface for Google's own automated bidding engine.
Search marketer, professional keyword-bidder, spreadsheet artisan.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The auction won before it even begins.
ow.youAI▸ BIDMASTER AUTO-LOGIC V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
outbids your entire budget in five milliseconds
You shuffle bids and keywords for educational and legal leads. The machine already owns the auction data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why their lead quality tanked.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Google's internal AI begins automating your manual bid adjustments.
Week 8
Broad match and automation render your manual keyword research obsolete.
Month 3
Reporting tools now auto-generate insights you previously typed manually.
Month 5
Algorithms learn to target leads better than your manual filters.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the account optimizes itself fully.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
14 percent
Average human error rate
99 percent
Click-through rate ceiling
too long
Time spent staring at dashboards
Your severance
Two weeks of access to a deprecated dashboard.
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