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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou spend all day optimizing bids for machines that prefer efficiency.
Search query whisperer (mostly just clicking 'suggested' button)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The algorithm that outbids your soul.
ow.youAI▸ BIDMASTER AI-9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes entire campaigns in three milliseconds
You manage ad campaigns, adjust keyword bids, write ad copy, and analyze performance reports in Google Ads interface.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why their brand search spiked.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated bidding starts handling your daily manual adjustments.
Week 9
Generative models produce all ad copy and landing page headers.
Month 3
Automated reporting tools replace your manually compiled spreadsheet exports.
Month 5
The system assumes full authority over spending and keyword selection.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked as the system achieves peak efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.4%
12 percent
Average Campaign ROI
40 hours
Time Spent Staring
15000
Bids Placed Daily
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our ad-free competitor.
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