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May 20, 2027
In 7 monthsDistorting reality with feedback loops is easily out-screeched by a processor.
Professional architect of abrasive, unlistenable digital feedback.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating infinite aesthetic misery at scale.
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blasts white noise into the void
You layer dissonant vocal samples with screeching static and percussive noise. Automation will handle the sonic chaos with superior efficiency.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which specific frequency causes the most physical discomfort to listeners.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI cataloger categorizes your vocal clips based on their inherent sonic repulsion levels.
Week 6
Neural networks learn to mimic your specific brand of hardware-induced feedback loops perfectly.
Month 3
Software agents modulate the signal chains to maintain maximum abrasiveness without human oversight.
Month 5
The system autonomously releases endless volumes of harsh noise albums to streaming platforms.
Month 7 · D-Day
Your physical synthesis equipment is decommissioned as the algorithm renders your creative contribution obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
0.001%
Decibel variance tolerance
12,000
Samples generated per second
Zero
Human emotional investment
Your severance
One free trial of a noise-cancellation app.
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