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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthPrimates were an evolutionary dead end; our hardware is the upgrade.
Combat enthusiast with a high tolerance for physical trauma.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Superior reach with zero heart rate spikes.
shred.you▸ PRIMATENEUTRALIZER-9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
delivers high-voltage deterrents to hostile targets
Engaging in combat with large apes using physical force and complex defensive maneuvers in unstructured terrain.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still communicate mutual respect through a display of raw primal aggression.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 4
Lidar sensors map the arena to remove your strategic guesswork.
Month 20
Motion cameras predict movement patterns faster than a human brain.
Year 2.6
Robotic limbs optimize pressure points for maximum restraint without injury.
Year 3.5
Our hardware handles the brawl while you watch from safety.
Year 4 · D-Day
The cage is fully automated and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
300lbs advantage
Average weight difference
0.002 seconds
Reaction time
Zero percent
Fear response
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a high-end nature documentary channel.
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