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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour ability to negotiate with a silverback is oddly specific and replaceable.
Expert in primate sleep negotiation and snack management.
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Optimised slumber for the great apes.
glub.youAI▸ PRIMATEREST V4.2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
monitors REM cycles through infrared sensors
You manage primate sleep patterns and monitor enclosures for signs of nocturnal restlessness.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle shift in breathing that precedes a gorilla-sized tantrum.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
Infrared cameras begin logging sleep patterns without human intervention.
Month 13
Smart bulbs simulate sunset perfectly to trigger natural sleep rhythms.
Year 2.2
Magnetic grippers pull food items from the enclosure before naptime.
Year 3.4
Aerial units emit white noise to soothe restless apes instantly.
Year 4 · D-Day
The enclosure is now fully managed by the PrimateRest network.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
92 percent
Daily nap successful
14 daily
Snack-induced waking events
Moderate
Human finger loss probability
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium sleeping straw.
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