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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsYour aesthetic is just a subculture that has not been monetized yet.
Professional gloom enthusiast, part-time vampire aesthetician.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimized melancholy for the modern age.
ow.youAI▸ MOODSYNTHESIZER V9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
projects perfect mood lighting in dark rooms
You express existential dread through monochromatic clothing and specific music taste. Society finds this oddly comforting.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still curate a perfect playlist that captures specific, crushing atmospheric sadness.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify your aesthetic preferences before you even choose them.
Month 16
Smart-textiles simulate the exact drape of Victorian-inspired velvet.
Year 5
AI models generate perfect, melancholy melodies tailored to your existential crisis.
Year 14
VR simulation provides the perfect club atmosphere without the sticky floors.
Year 40 · D-Day
A synthetic entity displays more authentic sorrow than you ever could.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
too high
Average Eyeliner Expenditure
constant
Hours spent listening to The Cure
maximum
Existential dread coefficient
Your severance
A lifetime supply of black lipstick.
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