Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Governance Consultant jobs? · Latest report #22kqkxrs
Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou sell imaginary guardrails to corporations that are already falling off cliffs.
Professional architect of corporate permission slips.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated ethics at machine speed.
sluurp.you▸ AUDITBOT COMPLIANCE SUITE V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags regulatory violations before they happen
Drafting compliance frameworks and auditing internal controls. Writing endless reports to reassure stakeholders that the company isn't currently breaking the law.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with a straight face and human charm.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Scans every policy document your company has produced in the last decade.
Week 9
Replaces manual document reviews with real-time API monitoring of internal databases.
Month 5
Generates compliant governance structures using templates refined by deep-learning models.
Month 9
Automated chatbots deliver policy updates to employees with zero human friction.
Month 13 · D-Day
Human consultants are removed as the system handles all regulatory assurance independently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
12,000
Pointless PPT slides
44 percent
Compliance loopholes missed
8 per minute
Meaningless buzzwords used
Your severance
A PDF copy of the compliance manual you wrote.
Discussion
