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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour ministerial stamping arm is just a slow, expensive printer.
Master of folders, keeper of the ministry’s static archives.
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Paperless governance, automated compliance.
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processes entire archives while you sleep
Process official documents, maintain diplomatic records, and manage internal correspondence within a government ministry environment.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the unique, human ability to interpret vague, contradictory instructions from career politicians.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 8
AI filters all incoming emails and scans paper documents instantly.
Month 7
Robotic indexers move files into digital storage without human input.
Month 14
Smart models generate formal briefs by scraping historical ministry records.
Month 20
Automated verification replaces your manual sign-off on routine documents.
Year 2 · D-Day
The department runs efficiently on a server rack without assistance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
Unlimited
Stamps per minute
0.00%
Bureaucratic error rate
Zero
Tea breaks per day
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a digital stamp emoji pack.
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