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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Government Administrative Officer jobs? · Latest report #ycvrxp59
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour career is just a slow-moving queue waiting to be deleted.
Professional paper shuffler and queue management specialist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Red tape never felt so efficient.
split.youAI▸ CIVICPROCESS-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies permit applications in milliseconds
You process endless forms and manage bureaucratic cycles. Computers already do this faster without the coffee breaks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific regulation makes no sense at all.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical scanners ingest your mountain of physical filing cabinets.
Month 4
Algorithms handle signature routing without needing your desk stamp.
Month 8
Citizens stop visiting your office and start using apps.
Month 13
New AI agents merge legacy spreadsheets into one data lake.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system finishes the final audit and locks your account.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
2 weeks
Average form processing time
4
Coffee breaks per day
640
Days until obsolescence
Your severance
One stapler and a very long, quiet lunch.
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