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Will AI replace Government Affairs Assistant jobs? · Latest report #8wiffi76
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour ability to format policy briefs is technically a keyboard macro.
Professional email-sender and calendar-watcher.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Monitoring democracy so you do not have to.
oof.youAI▸ POLICYBOT LEGISLATIVE SENTINEL▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters incoming legislation into actionable noise
You track legislative calendars and draft routine correspondence. You essentially act as a human calendar reminder with opinions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a politician is lying by their facial micro-expressions.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scrapers replace manual tracking of legislative session schedules.
Month 5
Language models write your summaries faster than you can blink.
Month 10
Email agents handle constituent responses without human oversight.
Month 15
AI assistants autonomously book meetings with legislative offices.
Month 18 · D-Day
The server room is now the entire government relations department.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
14
Briefs drafted per day
92%
Emails ignored by staff
482
Acronyms memorized
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a premium news aggregator.
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