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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour expensive lunches and cocktail party secrets are now simple data points.
Expert at selling common sense back to boardrooms.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total regulatory control without the mahogany table.
pop?you▸ POLICYPREDICTOR ELITE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
predicts legislative shifts before the bill exists
You monitor legislative changes, draft lobbying strategies, and trade political intelligence to shape corporate-friendly policy and regulations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly how much a handshake is worth in a quiet room.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors scrape all public legislative and committee activity logs.
Month 6
Algorithms map every political donor to specific policy outcomes.
Month 16
The AI generates daily sentiment reports instead of your memos.
Year 2
Software predicts the perfect lobbyist intervention based on polling.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Board members choose the cheaper, more accurate digital lobbyist.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
8 cups
Coffee consumption per bill
1,200 hours
Lobbying hours wasted on lunch
42 percent
Accuracy of political gossip
Your severance
One lifetime supply of complimentary golf club stickers.
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