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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou translate industry jargon into political noise that nobody actually reads.
Professional bridge-burner and legislative lunch-date extraordinaire.
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Automated lobbying for the modern era.
split.you▸ POLICYPILOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers perfectly-timed, legally-binding policy bribes
You track pending legislation, lobby lawmakers, and attend expensive networking dinners to influence policy decisions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and know when to stop asking for favors.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Algorithms scrape every legislative text for relevant keywords instantly.
Month 3
Machine learning identifies which bills will pass before legislators do.
Month 8
AI creates high-impact memos that summarize risks without human bias.
Month 15
Bots automatically schedule outreach sessions with relevant committee offices.
Year 2 · D-Day
The machine takes over all lobbying communication and policy strategy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per meeting
99 percent
Bills ignored by lawmakers
24
Meaningless handshakes per day
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm conference hors d'oeuvres.
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