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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTrading expensive lunches for efficient automated policy database queries.
Professional lunch-attendee and legislative whisperer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Neutralizing regulatory friction without the steak dinners.
squeeze.youAI▸ LOBBYLOGIC AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automatically submits regulatory amendments at midnight
You track legislation, lobby officials, and draft policy briefs to influence government decisions on behalf of your firm.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle facial cues of a politician during a private conversation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI systems crawl all legislative databases and public record filings.
Month 3
Algorithms predict voting patterns based on donor history and discourse.
Month 7
Software writes policy briefs better than your overworked interns.
Month 13
Digital agents replace manual relationship management with targeted data pushes.
Month 19 · D-Day
The lobbyist is replaced by a direct-to-legislator API call.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
Excessive
Annual expense account budget
Zero
Policy briefs generated per hour
Infinite
Time spent in legislative hearings
Your severance
A lifetime supply of branded stress balls.
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