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October 28, 2028
In 2 yearsYour career is just a slow-motion public enquiry into your redundancy.
Professional visionary of the taxpayer funded void.
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Efficiency without the ego or the taxes.
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denies funding for your own department
You shuffle public funds, approve bureaucratic bloat, and sign documents that state officials should do more work.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the solemn, empty nodding during a televised budget disaster.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your inbox is ingested into a policy-drafting text model.
Month 5
Lower-cost algorithmic decision engines handle all procurement approvals.
Month 12
AI-led chatbots resolve all citizen inquiries without human mediation.
Month 16
An automated system replaces your board and manages your schedule.
Year 2 · D-Day
A single server rack is installed where your office was.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per policy
22 hours
Meaningless meetings per week
14 percent
Budget misallocation rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated public policy generator.
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