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Will AI replace Government Authenticated Human jobs? · Latest report #c5m2d4kj
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour existence is a legacy API endpoint we are currently deprecating.
Analog node waiting for a database migration.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Immutable identity without the fragile consciousness.
help!you▸ AUTHBOT SOVEREIGN 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
nullifies your existence via secure handshakes
You provide verifiable identity markers to bureaucratic systems. Your presence is effectively an inefficient multi-factor authentication protocol.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still insist on being human when the system encounters a logic error.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
We scan all your paper trails to eliminate your physical relevance.
Week 7
High-resolution sensors capture your unique traits to render you a static image.
Month 3
Your identity is converted into a secure token that never forgets its password.
Month 5
Systems begin trusting the token over your physical, unreliable presence.
Month 6 · D-Day
Access denied for organic entities; identity services are now fully automated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
70 years
Human Latency
100 percent
Authentication Fail Rate
2000 daily
Maintenance Calories
Your severance
One free digital certificate of non-existence.
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