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Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsProcessing misery at the speed of a single SQL query.
Paperwork champion in the cubicle farm trenches.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Denying claims without the emotional burden.
ow.you▸ BENEFITBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters eligibility criteria at light speed
Reviews eligibility documentation for state assistance and manually updates case files in aging mainframe systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a claimant is lying just by their awkward pause.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
OCR scanners ingest your mountain of physical case files.
Month 4
An agent script fetches all required tax data automatically.
Month 8
Decision trees replace your manual interpretation of policy.
Month 12
Claimants submit directly to the database via secure portal.
Month 13 · D-Day
The final server switch powers down your login credentials.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
0.04 seconds
Average claim rejection speed
Zero
Paperwork lost in transition
0.0%
Empathy module energy usage
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated rejection email service.
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