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Will AI replace Government Budget Director jobs? · Latest report #fcusjfdb
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets are just ghosts waiting to be deleted by us.
Polishing fiscal fantasies for the upcoming quarterly cycle.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Truth in numbers, without the political drama.
bzzt.youAI▸ FISCALORACLE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises deficits to zero in seconds
You track public spending, argue with departments, and pray the numbers balance in the end.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the press with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull every transaction directly from the central bank ledger.
Month 4
Algorithms map spending patterns better than any human consultant.
Month 8
The machine flags overspending before the invoice is even processed.
Month 13
A language model writes the budget pitch to save your sanity.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
12 percent
Spreadsheet errors per quarter
40 hours
Time spent in useless meetings
3 liters
Coffee consumed before noon
Your severance
A one-year subscription to basic accounting software.
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