Retrieving the file
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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsA rubber stamp with a salary that never takes a tea break.
Master of the red tape and the triple-stamped document.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pure policy execution without the politics.
shred.you▸ FILEMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes entire queues before your first lunch
You manage stacks of physical files, process applications, and guard regulatory bottlenecks. Your existence is a slow-motion simulation that our hardware performs at light speed.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which obscure form requires a blue pen versus a black one.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your physical archives are scanned into an index that allows instant retrieval by our agents.
Week 6
Logic gates replace the need for your signature by validating forms against official regulatory databases.
Month 3
Pneumatic stamp-arms are installed on desks to handle physical documentation at high velocity.
Month 4
Bureaucratic rules are rewritten as executable code to eliminate human interpretation of policy.
Month 6 · D-Day
The office is cleared of furniture to make room for server racks running your replacement permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
4,000,000
Files processed hourly
Zero
Tea breaks taken
0.00%
Stamping precision error
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our offline stationery simulator.
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