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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Government Clerk jobs? · Latest report #2usk26wy
Your job has an expiration date
December 31, 2028
In 2 years, 2 monthsYour desk is just a paper-heavy waiting room for a scanning rig.
Expert in navigating the labyrinth of archaic filing systems.
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Processing your permit before you even ask.
squeeze.you▸ BUREAUCRACY-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes infinite permit applications without needing lunch
You process government forms, file physical records, and answer monotonous public inquiries all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle frustration in a citizen's voice that the model ignores.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
High-speed scanners ingest your entire backlog of paper archives.
Month 6
Vision models learn to read your messy handwriting automatically.
Month 12
Citizens interact with a portal instead of calling your desk.
Month 20
Software updates database entries without human intervention.
Year 2.2 · D-Day
The final manual stamp is replaced by a cryptographic digital signature.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
42 daily
Average files processed
118
Papercuts per annum
12,000 yearly
Stamps applied
Your severance
A lifetime supply of high-grade paperclips and staples.
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