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Your job has an expiration date
August 28, 2027
In 10 monthsYour press releases are just future training data for our models.
Professional spinner of bland, bureaucratic word soup.
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You draft official statements, manage media inquiries, and spin agency narratives. We handle the messaging automatically.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually capable of feeling shame when the public reacts badly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors monitor public reaction to every official agency word.
Month 3
Language models generate all basic press releases and media replies.
Month 6
Automated systems sign off on content without human review.
Month 9
Journalists interact directly with our API instead of your email.
Month 10 · D-Day
The agency stops sending you meeting invites forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
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Average spin cycle
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