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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTrading your government pension for a server rack and zero benefits.
Professional breaker of legacy spaghetti code.
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Filing forms faster than the public expects.
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autofills federal compliance forms in milliseconds
You design internal systems for government agencies and maintain legacy codebases. Your work involves endless documentation and compliance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can explain exactly why the legacy database fails during the annual audit process.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent reads every PDF policy to index the systems.
Month 4
Smart middleware connects old government databases to modern automated workflows.
Month 10
Vision models fill out the bureaucratic forms you currently struggle with.
Month 15
Large language models refactor your ancient code without asking questions.
Month 19 · D-Day
The agency offboards your credentials while the server stays running.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per ticket
92 percent
Code reviews ignored
2 weekly
Legacy system outages
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own archived code comments.
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