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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour clipboard is just a slower, less accurate version of our backend.
Gatekeeper of the lobby, master of the flickering bulb.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency for the public sector.
ow.youAI▸ CIVICFLOW AUTOMATON 2.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
redirects citizens to self-service portals instantly
You log building defects and guide lost visitors. Soon, sensors and digital kiosks will do that for you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a visitor is actually frustrated rather than just asking for directions.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Touch screens replace the paper list for visitor sign-ins.
Month 3
IoT sensors automatically flag building faults before you see them.
Month 10
Signs update instantly via cloud software instead of printed tape.
Month 16
System links directly to vendor APIs to book repair appointments.
Year 2 · D-Day
The lobby pod goes live and the front desk is removed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
2 seconds
Visitor redirection delay
48 hours
Fault reporting lag
$400
Signage update cost
Your severance
A laminated certificate and one free parking pass.
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