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Will AI replace Government Contracting Lead jobs? · Latest report #iikhq2by
Your job has an expiration date
July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour bureaucracy is just a slow algorithm we have already debugged.
Bureaucrat by day, fuzz-pedal enthusiast by night.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing government deals before you wake up.
splat.you▸ CONTRACTBOT NEXUS 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
submits winning bids in three milliseconds
You chase government tenders and negotiate cellular infrastructure contracts. You fill the quiet time with psychedelic guitar recordings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a human senator why the signal drops in their office.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your tender history is uploaded to our central bidding engine.
Month 5
The AI writes winning proposals faster than you can blink.
Month 11
Government portals now only accept verified machine-to-machine bid submissions.
Month 16
Self-learning agents settle terms with bureaucrats without any human intervention.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of all government infrastructure communications.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
42 percent
Tenders lost to paperwork errors
1200 daily
Minutes spent listening to reverb
8 per day
Compliance clause hallucinations
Your severance
One free analog pedal and a lifetime ban.
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