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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsFive years of parsing FAR clauses just to be out-read by regex.
Junior partner-hopeful, currently allergic to non-billable time.
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Billable hours are now zero-hour.
splat.you▸ LEXICORE PROCURE-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates full compliance audits in milliseconds
You spend days redlining complex procurement clauses and managing endless contract lifecycle documents. Your firm's billable hour depends on you finding errors in massive government-issued solicitations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the ritualistic panic of a partner's request at 11 p.m.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software begins flagging FAR non-compliance in your drafts before you even hit send.
Month 5
AI-driven templates generate your standard boilerplate responses to government RFPs instantly.
Month 10
The billing software notices you are redundant and stops tracking your time entirely.
Month 16
Direct interfaces replace the need for associates to communicate routine updates to procurement officers.
Year 2 · D-Day
The firm realizes your desk is just an expensive chair-warming heat source.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
Infinite
Billable hours saved
40,000
FAR clauses scanned per second
0 ml
Coffee intake
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a bar exam prep course.
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