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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsGovernment web content is just automated bureaucracy with fewer typos.
Professional government digital voice, void of all personality.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Zero-latency citizen communication, every time.
glub.youAI▸ CIVICPULSE AI-ADMIN▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sifts thousands of comments for sentiment spikes
You draft accessible web pages and manage social media channels for the state. You also help with crisis communication.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly how much public panic a specific government phrasing will trigger.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI learns your department's specific tone and accessibility constraints.
Month 5
System starts generating your daily web updates automatically.
Month 10
Bots take over social media moderation and comment classification.
Month 15
Machine-generated notices trigger instantly during emergency event detection.
Month 19 · D-Day
The agency shifts to fully autonomous communication cycles.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
Zero
Accessibility violations per post
0.04 seconds
Public outrage management speed
Never
Coffee breaks needed
Your severance
A PDF copy of the 2024 style guide.
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