Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Government Employee jobs? · Latest report #wtav9shf
Your job has an expiration date
October 28, 2028
In 2 yearsYour desk is just a holding pen for future automation algorithms.
Master of the sticky note and the paper clip.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency without the lunch breaks.
ow.youAI▸ BUREAUCRAT-OS 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
denies all requests instantly
You process complex permit applications and manage public records within rigid, outdated legacy filing systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a citizen is lying about their tax history.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical scanners ingest every dusty file into our central cloud.
Month 4
Simple scripts reply to public inquiries without your input.
Month 10
Rule-based AI replaces your manual interpretation of the law.
Month 16
Direct database syncing removes the need for physical stamps.
Year 2 · D-Day
The agency moves to a full-AI model; you retire permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
4 per shift
Coffee breaks daily
3.2 average
Forms processed per hour
1.2 million
Stamps clicked
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated complaints portal.
Discussion
