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May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsA glorified lecture recorder that periodically assigns outdated, miserable project topics.
Tenure-track dreamer lost in a sea of dusty files.
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split.youAI▸ ACADEMIABOT GEN-4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers adaptive lectures to empty classrooms
You deliver repetitive lectures and manage massive, bureaucratic student attendance registers. You also grade exams by hand.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student stops understanding a complex equation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and cameras replace your manual roll call registers.
Month 5
Your lecture notes are converted into a searchable, interactive database.
Month 13
Computer vision software grades exam papers in seconds without errors.
Year 2
Simulated hardware replaces your messy, under-funded physical laboratory setups.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The AI mentor takes over all remaining teaching and supervision duties.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
84 percent
Average lecture snooze rate
3 meters
Paperwork pile height
4 people
Students actually listening
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own recorded lectures.
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