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Will AI replace Government Ethics Counsel jobs? · Latest report #8j68wiut
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour entire career is just reading emails that contain incriminating evidence.
Professional reader of other people's very bad choices.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Truth without the pesky human conflicts.
oof.you▸ VERITAS-LEX 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
uncovers buried conflicts in milliseconds
You draft investigative reports into potential conflicts of interest and ethics breaches. Your days involve document review, subpoena management, and high-stakes administrative interviews.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a lying witness is actually nervous instead of just annoying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Natural language processing models begin flagging high-risk correspondence across all government servers.
Month 5
The system identifies patterns of corruption faster than a human could ever read.
Month 10
Standardized report writing software replaces your tedious drafting of investigative summaries.
Month 16
Robotic process automation triggers and issues subpoenas the second a threshold is breached.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system goes live, and your office is repurposed into a server room.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
45,000
Documents analyzed per hour
0%
Political bias detected
Zero
Time spent drafting memos
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the public record archive.
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