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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTurning your vague policy memos into actual machine-readable code, finally.
Expert at drafting policy that nobody ever reads.
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Processing your status updates into empty silence.
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denies funding requests without human intervention
You manage departmental budgets and write long memos to justify why nothing actually changed this quarter.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perfectly mask your utter confusion during high-stakes budget committee meetings.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts reading your emails to map out the power structure.
Month 5
Smart agents draft all your policy briefs faster than you can.
Month 13
Algorithms block your spending requests before you even submit them.
Year 2.1
A silent bot joins your committee meetings to log the minutes.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The department finds it is more efficient without the executive level.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
4,200 annually
Memos written
Always ignored
Budget variances
12 liters daily
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a permanent pension board.
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