Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Government Fraud Attorney jobs? · Latest report #ccy33xeu
Your job has an expiration date
July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour legal briefs are just long-form suicide notes for your career.
Government lawyer, professional reader of very tedious emails.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Prosecuting fraud without the billable hours.
toast.you▸ LITIGA-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
uncovers shell company trails in milliseconds
You draft discovery requests and litigation strategy to prosecute complex fraud. You spend months managing document reviews and depositions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a judge hates your specific argument.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your paper files are digitized into a searchable legal database.
Month 4
Smart software flags every anomaly in financial records instantly.
Month 10
AI models predict the most likely successful litigation arguments.
Month 15
Virtual agents run mock trials to perfect winning questions.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system files the final indictment without a human lawyer.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
14 months
Average discovery review time
12 percent
Human error in filings
1 million pages/sec
AI document analysis rate
Your severance
One free subscription to a bar exam refresher course.
Discussion
