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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Government Help Desk Technician jobs? · Latest report #espkegpr
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are just a human reboot button for outdated government software.
Professional password-resetter and expert at waiting on hold.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the user even calls.
wheee!you▸ BUREAUCRACYBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
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You reset forgotten passwords and walk people through basic connectivity issues. Then you log the ticket again.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a caller realizes they are the problem.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Users reset their own passwords without bothering you.
Month 5
Software automatically categorizes and closes low-priority tickets.
Month 10
Smart agents detect and fix software errors before users notice.
Month 15
An AI handles all user inquiries with flawless synthetic empathy.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access rights are deleted by the system you once maintained.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
0.4 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
12,000
Passwords reset per day
zero
Human patience remaining
Your severance
One lifetime supply of standard-issue blue printer toner.
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