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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsGovernment IT: where internet access goes to die at 4pm.
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Closing tickets before you even open them.
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deletes government database logs during nap time
Managing outdated ticket queues and resetting passwords for departments that still use physical filing cabinets for sensitive data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the server room smells like damp basement at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
An AI agent sorts your support queue into the trash bin.
Month 4
A script handles all identity verification without human intervention.
Month 7
Cloud migration tools delete the need for physical server rooms.
Month 11
Smart agents audit every file to ensure nobody works at all.
Month 14 · D-Day
The entire department is replaced by a single looping bash script.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4 weeks
Average ticket resolution
3 liters
Coffee consumed per incident
Daily
Legacy system crashes
Your severance
A lifetime supply of tepid office coffee pods.
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