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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Government IT Security jobs? · Latest report #xh4erk5a
Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsPatching security holes while stuck in a fifteen-year-old operating system.
Gatekeeper of the government's digital dusty filing cabinets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated compliance, infinite vigilance, zero breaks.
help!you▸ BUREAUCRACYSHIELD 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
blocks all unauthorized traffic with zero latency
You manage firewall rules, monitor server logs, and struggle with legacy hardware that refuses to update.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a server is about to fail by the specific tone of its fan.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify anomalies faster than any human operator ever could.
Month 4
Software automatically updates firewall configurations based on real-time threat data.
Month 8
AI handles all password resets and internal security clearance requests.
Month 12
System generates perfectly formatted audit reports without a single human typo.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the server assumes full administrative control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,200 annually
Legacy hardware tickets
72 percent
Time spent in meetings
99 percent
Updates ignored by users
Your severance
A decommissioned floppy disk and a thank you card.
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