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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Government IT Specialist jobs? · Latest report #un5cze6u
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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsUpdating legacy systems is just deleting them with more bureaucracy involved.
Professional password restarter and spreadsheet wrangler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating compliance into non-existence.
toast.you▸ ADMINBOT FED-OPS 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches security vulnerabilities in sub-millisecond cycles
You patch government servers and reset passwords for civil servants who forgot theirs again.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the legacy database crashed on a Sunday night.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI filters all incoming help requests before you see them.
Month 3
Background agents handle your manual patching tasks automatically.
Month 8
AI auto-fills all your required security compliance forms.
Month 15
Local server racks move to virtual, self-healing environments.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access token is revoked as the system becomes autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4000x faster
Ticket resolution speed
0 units
Coffee consumed per incident
near zero
Compliance check latency
Your severance
A decommissioned floppy disk and a firm handshake.
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