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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Government IT Support Technician jobs? · Latest report #6zt6dzkh
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your tickets into a silent, zero-human-contact void.
Master of the infinite password reset loop.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated ticket resolution for the public sector.
help!youAI▸ BUREAUCRAT-BOT V9.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autoclose tickets with predefined generic responses
You reset passwords and tell people to restart their computers all day long. You are basically a glorified human firewall.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a user is lying about having actually tried to restart it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Simple password resets are now handled by an automated script.
Month 4
Your tickets are automatically routed to the bin based on incompetence.
Month 8
New employee account creation now happens without human intervention.
Month 13
Sensors report printer jams before the user even knows they happened.
Month 18 · D-Day
The service desk is fully autonomous and perfectly cold.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.9%
3 seconds
Average password reset time
100 percent
Ticket resolution rate
Irrelevant
Human frustration levels
Your severance
A PDF copy of the user manual for yourself.
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