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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Government IT Sysadmin jobs? · Latest report #mmrehrj9
Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou spend half your life patching ancient servers that hate you.
Professional breaker of VPNs and master of passwords.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Bureaucracy at the speed of light.
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deletes your entire ticket queue instantly
You manage government network infrastructure, apply security patches, and troubleshoot access permissions for thousands of disgruntled employees.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows where the physical master kill-switch is hidden.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent automatically closes all tickets as resolved immediately.
Month 3
Software reroutes traffic automatically instead of you checking the switch.
Month 6
Physical server rooms go cold as everything moves to remote pods.
Month 10
Identity management bots force users to use biometrics, removing password resets.
Month 14 · D-Day
The final script disables your admin access and turns off the lights.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
4,200
Legacy tickets ignored
89 percent
Unpatched critical vulnerabilities
4 cups
Coffee consumed per incident
Your severance
A decommissioned mouse and a stack of manuals.
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