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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsTurning taxpayer dollars into expensive, unread slide decks since forever.
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Policy insight without the lunch meetings
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generates infinite bureaucratic feedback loops
You draft lengthy strategy reports and facilitate workshops to justify policy changes that never actually happen.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a politician is lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI scrapes all existing government reports to draft new ones.
Month 5
Software replaces physical workshops with interactive, endless data polls.
Month 10
The logic engine creates proprietary strategy frameworks automatically.
Month 16
Automated tools write summaries that sound authoritative and vague.
Month 22 · D-Day
The agency realizes a CSV file is cheaper than your consultancy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
142
Slides per recommendation
40%
Billable hours in transit
0.03%
Implementation rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our redundant PowerPoint templates.
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