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Will AI replace Government Media Manager jobs? · Latest report #2y5e8zau
Your job has an expiration date
July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou spend your day burying bad news that nobody reads anyway.
Master of vague statements and strategic internal silence.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Neutralizing public dissent through algorithmic precision.
oof.youAI▸ GOVSPIN-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters public anger into automated error logs
You draft official press releases, manage crisis communications, and curate the public image of bureaucratic entities.
The one thing AI can't do
You have an intuitive grasp of which specific lie will offend the fewest people.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify the exact moment the public finds your messaging boring.
Month 5
Large language models write press releases faster than humans can apologize.
Month 10
Algorithms automatically issue denials before an actual scandal even breaks.
Month 15
Vision systems coordinate public appearances to maximize optics without human input.
Month 21 · D-Day
You are replaced by a server rack that never needs a lunch break.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
99.9%
Press releases ignored
4,200
Crisis meetings attended
12,000
Email drafts trashed
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a silent, non-public office.
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